HEY HEY HEY SCUMBAG! I'M ON MY ELBOWS, I'M BEN DOVER. IT'S SNOWING HERE. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. I NEED SCREWS IN MY BACK TO DO THIS DAMN SHOW.  HEY, I AM BACK ON MY ELBOWS, WATCH THIS! OH YEA! I'M IN BED. DO MY SHOW IN MY BED. OK MAN!  OK THANK YOU[...]

I TOLD YOU MY PODCAST IS STILL ON FEATURING ME MR WINDY ON THE PODCAST PLAYGROUND. NOT ROSS LIMBAUGH, NOT HOWARD STERN ME MR WINDY A HAPPY "SINGLE" MAN LIVING ALONE. AND IF I FEEL LIKE DANCING I DO. 

Snow continues for Mr. Windy in the snowbelt of Northern Michigan. Highs in the low 30's. New Digs. Same Ole Charles, Biting the hand that feeds him. DON'T RITE ANYTHING FLOWERY HERE JUST PUT OUT MY SHOW AND TELMY FANS HOW TO LISTEN SO I AM #1 ON THE PODCAST PLAYGROUND PODCAST CHANNEL..

Charles Gary Shaw is Mr. Windy and he can’t seem to catch a break. Crabber, Shrimper, Man of the Sea, Mr. Windy chronicles the life and times of a man Running On Empty. Host Gentry Thomas along with Jay Yandle, try their might to steer Mr. Windy’s ship into safe harbor. It’s a daily struggle[...]

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Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and Mr. Windy's kinda cute. Like an armadillo that's been hit by a car but didn't die. DON'T WRITE A BUNCH OF FLOWERY SHIT ABOUT ME AND MY SHOW. YOU TELL EVERYONE IF THEY KNOW ME LISTEN. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME, JUST LISTEN. STOP. PLAY. YOU KNOW WHAT I[...]

Winter is coming on fast in Northern Michigan, We South Bound And Down, The Plantation, Reservation, Radio Station in Sunny Florida, Here We Come. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE GENTRY. HAVE MY SOFT FEATHERY PILLOW READY WHEN I GET THERE & MY $500 BLAZER FROM GABE'S, AND MY HIGH DOLLAR BED AND BOX OF SPRINGS[...]

That no drinkin' didn't last long. SEE WHAT HAPPENED WAS I MOVED FROM MY SAFE SPACE SHIP BACK TO THE WOODS, THE WOODS WERE COOL FOR DRINKIN' AND SMOKING THEN THERE WAS THIS BOY, A YOUNG BOY. I HAD TO MOVE AGAIN DOWN TRAIL TO A NEW CAMP, A PEOPLE CAMP, DO YOU KNOW WHAT[...]

Turns out God has been touching Mr. Windy all along. This was not some big showy miracle, just an ordinary public display of God’s mercy, Mr. Windy was walking to the liquor store as usual when... I WILL TELL THE STORY, AND LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW ON PODCAST NOT FM I WILL CUS SOCIALLY,[...]

Mr. Windy is The Burning Man, all Summer Long in Northern Michigan.

THIS AIN'T NO WORK OF FICTION. THIS IN NON-FICTION! NAMES, PLACES, AND INCIDENTS ARE NOT MY IMAGINATION OR USED FICTITIOUSLY  ALL ARE REAL PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD. LOCATIONS, EVENTS, ALL REAL, NO BULLS#!T! NO COINCIDEDANCE. HASHTAG #ITTAKESONE

Mr. Windy is The BIGGEST Loser today. The Agony of Defeat is clear for Charles, Oh' but Mr. Windy will blame his NIKE Air Max's for the spongy start, and he's not the "come-from-behind" kind of guy. WAIT, AM I ON SOME KIND OF TRACK TEAM OR ARE YOU F-STERS TRYING TO GET A PICTURE[...]

Introducing "Chick Wings"! Baby Chicken Wings from Baby Chickens, Chick Wings.  NOT WINGS FOR GIRLS! Baby Chicken Chicks.  Winner, Winner Baby Chicken Dinner. Let us all just slow down and forget why we're here, and listen to my show.  NO HARD FEELINGS, I hope I see you again, not never.

That's it! The jig is up! Time to pay the piper. AHH 3 HOTS AND A COT. LOL Charles comes clean on Jail, The Hospital, The Bird, The Jug of Piss, blah, blah, blah... 

Mr Windy is back, and still Running On Empty. LIFE'S NOT BAD HERE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN, I GOT FISH STICKS AND RAMIN, PROPANE, AND A LAZY BOY HERE IN MY VAN, AND YES, I HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. AND YES, I'M HAPPY. Charles talks about President's Day and the British Royals.

Running on Empty with Mr. Windy. - My Recent Stay at the Amityville Horror House. 

Single-digit temperatures are moving through Northern Michigan, and Mr. Windy is toughing it out in his van. He has 2 hoodies so he'll be ok. Mr. Windy ain't no sissy! HEY1 LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS ON MY SHOW! OK, BYE.

Running On Empty with Mr. Windy. YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDER STAN, LIFE IN THE VAN, DODGEIN' THE MAN, GET IT WHEN YOU CAN, BEER CAN, BROKE FAN, SNOWMAN! I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! HOT DAMN!

As if the frozen North couldn't get any worse, Mr. Windy's heater broke. Damn near caught the camper on fire. 5 Day's No Heat. And who comes to the rescue? Find out on this Episode of Running On Empty with Mr. Windy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Charles has built himself an igloo, a snow house, or a snow hut/van. Got robbed for Thanksgiving, swindled really, and didn't even get kissed. Digging out from 10 feet of snow, Mr. Windy finds himself running out of smokes, whiskey, and cash. With only 20 days to retirement, will he make it?See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

OK Campers! The chickens are all dead. The garden is dead. Stay in the frozen north or migrate to Florida like a bird. WELL, HERE'S A BIRD FOR YOU!  AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. WHAT ON EARTH WOULD OVER 1/2 A MILLION PEOPLE BE LISTING TO THIS FOR? I DON'T FRICKIN' KNOW. JUST KEEP[...]

Mr. Windy has been on the lamb for over a year. Don't you think it's time to turn yourself in? Clear your name, and return to being a contributing member of society. Well there's a tale of wisdom and woe as to why he ain't going to jail, ain't gettin' fined, don't need no friends,[...]

LISTEN TO ME. LISTENER ADVISORY IS SUGGESTED. I AM GOING ON RETIREMENT. I WORKED AT HOOTERS 10 YEARS. TURKEYS, TURKEYS, TURKEYS. PURPLE HEAD MUSHROOMS & LGBTQ, N, A, I + . I'M Bi. Ok Bye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THIS SHOW IS FU@#IN' BAD, BUT IT ALL GENTRYS FAULT!, I'M GONNA LIVE TIL 2065. HOW CAN I DO A SHOW WITH NO HEADPHONES? NO MICROPHONE? NO BEER, NO SMOKES? GENTRY'S GOT A FANCY STUDIO. I'M A MASTER GARDENER, AND I HAVE 50 TOMATOES. HEY! DON'T LISTEN! FUG.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, well, well, Mr. Windy has busted out of the Veterans Re-education Camp and is one the lamb in a secret location. (listen close, he says where he is) Reports say Charles has dialed it back and is doing good. Listening to him spin his tale tells a different story, a dark story. Windy's dark[...]

In this, the latest installment of Running On Empty with Mr. Windy, Charles Shaw Show, broadcast, podcast, we find our hero on his boat, in Florida, just pissing over this side of life, drinkin' a warm beer, clammin'. No more, no more. Mr. Windy is in charge, the Captain, a man in charge of... "SHHHHHH,[...]

So, Charles called in to do a show, he said blah blah blah. Same old Mr. Windy "Can't sail a ship on yesterday's wind" Bullshit. Caution: Listening to the Mr. Windy Podcast can cause some of his crazy to rub off on you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Windy find himself once again under the thumb of the man. This time the Feds got him in the VRQ (Veterans Restoration Quarters). And they payin' him too much, so much he gone crazy. So this show is brought to you by Double Tree by Hilton, hilton.com and all that. Hurricane Charles is threatening[...]

Mr. Windy finally records a show after 1.5 year hiatus. He address all the allegations and we find out that Mr. Windy claims he is in the money living at a homeless shelter in North Carolina. Please be aware that the subjects discussed can be sensitive to some viewers. Listener discretion is advised. See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

Here she blows, another installment of The Mr, Windy Show Running On Empty.  From Multi-Thousandair to $46 Mr Windy has cast the net for a small boat, camper, some back yard space... or maybe a Cash App plea. Don't miss an episode of the saga Subscribe, LIKE and comment wherever you get your podcasts. Support the[...]

SITUATION NORMAL ALL FUCKED UP. - VACATION? ROTFLMFAO I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. BITHC! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY, PARTICIPATION MAY VARY.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nobody! I mean No ! Body ! CALLS ME CHICKEN!...IUYHGVF THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO SAY....YOU RUN YOUR LIFE I'LL RUN MINE. YOU HAVE ALOT OF PLATES ON YOUR TABLE, YOU RUN YOUR OWN TABLE NOT MINE. THESE PEOPLE ARE PUSHING MY ROPE. BUT, I'M OK.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener[...]

This weeks show is a renegade recording inside the new studios of the Radio Reservation Plantation Station. Thanks to Yandle and his little mic and little computer set up at a little table for a little show. No Headphones! No Big Mic. No Phone. AND NO THANKS TO YANDLE FOR STIRING THE POT TELLING ME[...]

Remember when Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un compared big red button well Gentry and Mr. Wendy square it off today about the size and damage their buttons could cause. Judge Mr. Windy kicked off the show with rules for proceedings, he’s the only one allowed to talk.  This could be the last chapter written[...]

Is it official? Did Mr. Windy change the name of his podcast to The Giant F'ing Horse Cock Podcast? The Ready Sex Chat podcast renamed her show DytryBlonde and she is killing it. This sux! Mr. Windy has worked himself out of a cardboard box behind the 7-11 to tent to trailer to house to[...]

Nobody wants to do the crazy things. I'm gonna hit the road, Adios my friend, Go some place And start all over again. Everything Sux. All my stuff SUX! Walmart Sux! Out of meds dont get my blood pressure up. Relax be calm and F OFF!Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

Mr. Windy needs a vacation. It becomes clear early in this episode it's time to bite the hand that feeds you. And buys the beer and meds and .... The Radio Ranch Plantation Station Reservation has become a prison for Mr. Windy. It's like a zoo... Mr. Windy: "People Are Allowed To Come In And[...]

Mr. Windy is back this week with his same old ass and showing it.  Blasphemy abounds in America's number one retailer, Walmart as Mr. Windy shouts "God Damn!" to any and all in earshot. "God Damn is not blasphemy or foul language in any way. It's just life, asking God to Damn someone or something.[...]

Seems the show ended as soon as we started. It was that interesting.  A pictures work a thousand words but there will be no more. The show is about Charles but that's none of your business. "People who are scrutinizing me are gonna have to cut back on scrutinizing me."Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

It was supposed to be a nice fishing trip on the Estero River, Mr Windy was excited to be renting a paddle boat (the kind you peddle with your feet) and we had hand picked live shrimp.  "Nice" is of course, NOT how the day went. Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

Mr Windy is still running on empty even though he is a "thousandaire" on his Cash App his tank is still nearly dry. The show started in a rage today, someone has been editing the show! Anytime Mr Windy mentions "I'm Lit", Rick Coats, Little Jimmy Gillespie or any of those Michigan girls, "Someone" edits[...]

Mr. Windy barely has the time to do his podcast these days. He is so busy planting his fruit and veggy garden, his trees and his girls. Not to mention his birds. Mr. Windy's bird feeder habit is up to $15 a week in seed; now he is planting the birdseed all over the yard.[...]

Cowboy Up! It's Super Bowl Weekend and Mr. Windy Has Snacks. What's your favorite Game Eats? It's been 6 weeks since the whisky has touched Mr. Windy's lips and he's havin' a hankering. May pass out before the game.  Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have discovered that www.MrWindy.com  is a highly valued domain name. Yup! Charles bought a website. From Homeless on the beach to webmaster on the World Wide Web. Turns out the Wolf Moon was out last night and caused quite the disturbance. Seems Charles may be suffering some sort of reverse dementia. Crazy memories are[...]

The show this week had a miscommunication. Tuff to be in the communication business if you don't communicate. Mr Windy got his stimulus and now he is ready to spend it! Seems like gambling, beer, cigarettes' and whiskey will be where Mr Windy spends his money! New theme song: Ugly Kid Joe Coates - I[...]

Mr. Windy wants his money Gosh Darn It!  Today's show he was hotter than hell! Seems as though Mr. Windy was thinking he had a quarter tank when he found out that all was there was a blinking red light and 1 mile to empty. Tune in as we are trying to move into the[...]

Turns out Mr Windy is missing Rhonda and The Mobile Home Park real bad... this modern Plantation Station Radio Reservation life is not all it's cracked up to be.. In FACT Mr Windy says it's BULLSHIT! Please send money to my Cash App so I can get the fuck out of here and go to[...]

This week Mr. Windy had an emotional farewell to the great people of the Jones Mobile Home Park, moved into the Plantation and work has begun on the new Mr. Windy Show Studio. The Reservation is a buzz with contractors, construction workers and crews, Charles is just beside  himself with all the possibilities. Let's try[...]

No more looking back for Mr Windy, he is looking ahead to the hard work ahead gardening and landscaping the new plantation he will be moving to next week. Oh and by the way there is an Iceberg (A-68-A) coming to hit Georgia. President Trump....what's left to say. Send us a check & stop asking[...]

Today on Running On Empty Mr. Windy is planning a big crabbing trip. We are going to cast for bait, if we had a cast net. Then we will bait the crab traps, if we had a crab trap. We will need a bucket, which Mr. Windy will steal from the neighbor. (I ain't gonna[...]

So The Running On Empty Mr Windy Show is on Vacation this week, NOT! Mr. Windy isn't sure what vacation is. Wait he may have taken one, one time. Gold Mining! So refusing to go on vacation Charles says "The Show Must Go On" "We Have Damn Near RUN OUT! Past fumes at this point.[...]

Frank Sinatra said " And now the end is near and so I face my final curtain." I don't think this is the "final curtain" for Mr. Windy, although some say the end is near. And they say it like that's shocking news. For Mr. Windy the end is always near. So, we'll worry about[...]

Looks like a "Lost Episode" of Running On Empty With Mr Windy showed up in the bilge room. We not even going to listen to it. Boom here is another hour of the Mr. Windy Show. This one is FREE.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

E-mail Mr. Windy @ MrWindy@mail.com Send Mr Windy Money on CashApp $MrWindy  Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This weeks show was cancelled. Gentry had to fly to Atlanta. Bullshit! Mr. Windy said.I gotta pay my rent! "The show goes on if we have to use 2 cans and some string". So, that's what we did. 4 phones, 2 ears buds and some duct tape made up the studio & Charles did the[...]

Mr. Windy made it to work sober but left with a little buzz. We are rooting for Mr. Windy to get his shit together, but unfortunately its the same story. No accountability. Can Mr. Windy Vote in the upcoming election? For a guy with a loud mouth he should be able to voice his vote[...]

After countless emails and comments about Mr Windy being too drunk on last week's show, this week we think he was too sober. We will be working on the right amount of a buzz to put on a good show. Sounds like we are gonna chalk it up to too much whiskey. On this week's[...]

Mr. Windy is going to hopefully get face to face with President Trump. Seems as though the secret service might be on to us. Unfortunately this episode is short because The Natty Daddy's took over. This could be the final show as the gauge is defiantly below E. Running on Empty with Mr. Windy may[...]

Here we go, another day, another another 75 cents...Mr. Windy is riveting this week with tales of a dead dog, remembering a dead rock star and the death of Mr. Windy's support for the movement. It's a pretty dead show... Mr. Windy may have to find work at the Dollar General or find some Joe[...]

On this week's episode of Running on Empty, Mr Windy revels that he is a "Master Debater." Mr Windy comments upon the news that our President and his wife tested positive for covid-19. "I'm sure plenty of people hope Melania makes it".  said Charles aka Mr Windy. We checked in with long time friend Omelette[...]

Mr Windy fails once again and proves to everyone that he can't get anything right. Hopefully his failures make you feel better about your own life.  Mr Windy said he has pin point accuracy with a pistol. So Gentry invited Marine Jay Yandle and Air Force Officer wannabe Charles Shaw aka Mr Windy to the[...]

Charles "Mr. Windy" Shaw served our country in the United States Air Force. Windy talks about his days and addresses his current political views on Biden and Trump. Mr Windy made a vow to not be so racist and control what he says. Tune in, tell a friend, send a dollar. it's Running On Empty[...]

RUNNING ON EMPTY with Mr. WINDY (Charles Gary Shaw) Mr Windy's brother may be dead from the California Wild Fires but Charles still showed up for work. Now Mr. Windy moves one step closer to half the inheritance. The doctors have chosen Mr Windy to be one the first to test the Covid-19 vaccine. How[...]

Yup you read that right, Mr. Windy is starting to soften his racism in support of the Black Lives Matter Movement, Charles shares his love of music by Black artist and is even considering voting for Joe Biden for President. Love the Show? Send Chuck A Dollar.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener[...]

Mr. Windy was in rare form today. Tune in for the latest follies of "Boat Captain" Charles "Mister Windy" Shaw.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Windy missed the bus, the trolley he calls it. So we called him, yea. A phone episode...Bad enough the crabber missed the boat he missed the show. Charles... Running On Empty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Windy is still running on empty, fueled by some 3 Loco's beer with an outrageously high alcohol content. In today's episode Charles talks to Bird Dog about a Conspiracy that might be going on.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Breaking News: Mr. Windy has been caught in another lie. Listen to our favorite fisherman do some crawfishin', some splainin' and let's just pile on the lies. Will Charles still be Running On Empty of can he make the move to High Cotton? Tune in and pass out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee[...]

Mr, Windy returns from sea to find the United States Locked Down due to Covid19.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back from another fishin' trip 90 miles out in the Gulf of Mexico. Mr. Windy tells tales of shrimpin', and what goes on during down time on the boat. Write to Mr. Windy at Charles "Mr. Windy" Shaw ANYWHERE USA - FORT MYERS BEACH. It will be a fine waste of a stamp.See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

Mr. Windy announces his 21 day tour on a Shrimp Boat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Windy is back in Southwest Florida trying to make a way for himself. It was a tough trip on the bus, hear all about it on this weeks episode of Running On Empty With Mr. Windy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we prank Mr. Windy with a call about a job. UPDATE: Charles has a place to stay if he can keep his head down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Windy? Married? Listen to this, Charles getting married, well sorta of. And did he consummate the marriage? Find out in today's episode of Running On Empty With Mr. Windy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Support the show: https://cash.app/$mrwindySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.